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The No Place In Society List

I took this list directly from the email sent out by Rachna and Thanya, after our science class from grade 10. Enjoy! ~D

And if you have anything that you think should be added to the list, please email us at sparkle_shimmer_glitter@hotmail.com, so we can consider your suggestion.

This is the latest edition, updated the twenty-first of June, 2000! The legacy of our science class and many "meaningful discussions" should live on. Through our indisputable, in-depth observations comes this fantabulous "Almanach de Gotha" (for the uneducated savages: a list) of the people and things which have no place in society, and should hopefully be exterminated. Except maybe, for numbers 3 and 6. Have a spifferific day, and stay tuned for future editions of the list (the only list worth mentioning) and if you have any additions, send them in and we'll take then into careful consideration. Ponder away; here is the world as we know it:

The Official "NO PLACE IN SOCIETY" List:

1. Middle Children - who needs them anyways? They're useless! "wings on a larva" "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!" (and Cindy too!) <== that's right, GO AWAY JAN! NO ONE LOVES YOU!
2. Capri Pants - seriously, if you're going to wear pants, wear pants; if you're gonna wear shorts, wear shorts! Make up your mind, goddammit!
3. Deanne - if you want a place in society, at least be as tall as Thanya!
4. B4-4 - If you're a teenybopper band and you're singing this, you have no place in society: "i'll make you come tonight...(over to my house)" <== At least be up front about it!
5. Nicole's Bag of Horrors - no one really wants this to have a place in society, because no one wants it near them! HORRORFUL!
6. Christa - anyone who actually WANTS to be on this list has NO PLACE IN SOCIETY!!
7. "nice" - this word is SO overused and POINTLESS! No one ever means anything by it - it's a place filler - NOT NEEDED AT ALL! Be destroyed! It should be replaced by cockmonkey!
8. Mike - He actually requested to be placed on the list so here ya go! Besides, Mike is so obviously the blister of society, the oozing welt, the bleeding gum, the yeast infection, the computer virus, the mosquito and the testicular cancer of society! (That's what you get for calling me - Deanne- the broken leg of society! Worst comeback ever!)

Thank you for your time! Have a cockmonkey day!

I think we need to add some stuff to the list, so that it doesn't become obsolete! ~Deenz